Dear 6lb 8oz baby jesus, What do you think about Ugg Boots? I think their horrid, and give me the hebegeebees. I live in San Diego, CA and I just don’t get how people can survive our blistering summers while wearing these sheep fur boots. It truly perplexes me. Please let me know what you […]
Don’t Be Uggly
October 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Questions
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“New-clee-ur,” Not “New-cu-lur”
October 5th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Questions
Dear Baby Jesus, Why is there so much evil in the world? -Sad in Sacramento My Child, OK, won’t lie to you Sad-Sac, back in the day I was a bit of a humanist. I believed selflessness was the path to Godly love and that sacrifice and humility were divine. I said some things that, […]
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