Dear baby Jesus, Why do celebrities name their kids stupid shit like Pilot Inspektor and Zuma Nesta Rock? xoxo, Kristin Dear Kristin, Oh, I know. Believe me… I know. Don’t get me wrong, I fully support Dad’s decision to give y’all free will and all, but really? Why in Dad’s name would you abuse that […]
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Pilot Zuma Moxie Diva
October 7th, 2008 · No Comments · Questions
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Don’t Be Uggly
October 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Questions
Dear 6lb 8oz baby jesus, What do you think about Ugg Boots? I think their horrid, and give me the hebegeebees. I live in San Diego, CA and I just don’t get how people can survive our blistering summers while wearing these sheep fur boots. It truly perplexes me. Please let me know what you […]
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“New-clee-ur,” Not “New-cu-lur”
October 5th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Questions
Dear Baby Jesus, Why is there so much evil in the world? -Sad in Sacramento My Child, OK, won’t lie to you Sad-Sac, back in the day I was a bit of a humanist. I believed selflessness was the path to Godly love and that sacrifice and humility were divine. I said some things that, […]
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